I hope Rick Santorum farts in bed but gets tangled in the sheets and can’t escape his fumes.
Here’s another I made for you guys! This is actually inspired by how angry I get when girls try so hard to muscle me out of the way so they can have my spot at the front and it turns out the only song by Lucero they even know is Sweet Little Thing. I wanna punch those girls in the face. One’s gotten an elbow to the face, one’s gotten their foot stomped, a couple have gotten shoved out of my way and a couple times I’ve just purposely been so obnoxious they don’t wanna deal with me anymore and they give up, but I’ve yet to actually punch one. I can feel it coming though. It almost happened at the last show. Just cos I’m tiny, doesn’t mean you can push me around. This is a Lucero show you’re talking about honey……I’ve earned my place at the front of that stage and by god I’m gonna keep it!